GOD – He’s awesome!
JESUS – See above…same person
HOLY SPIRIT – See above…same person
SALVATION – It’s awesome, includes the package deal off all three above, which are really one…but they are three…but one…uh…
MANKIND – We suck (translation, we’re not awesome!)
END TIMES – It’s going to be awesome (and people who try to predict it are stupid!)
CREATION – It was awesome, then mankind, who sucks, messed it up and have been doing so ever since. BUT…one day God is going to make it awesome again!
SIN – People think it’s awesome, but it sucks…but God saves us from it, which is awesome!
THE BIBLE – It is a story about a God who is awesome!
There you go…probably will not be quoted in a lot of theological articles…but it works for me! :-)
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